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18 reasons to be glad you are 50 or older

1. Kidnappers are not very  interested in you.

 2. In a hostage situation you are  likely to be released first.
 
 3. No one expects you to run--anywhere.

 4. People call at 9 PM and ask, "did I wake you?"

 5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.

 6. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.

 7.  Things you buy now won't wear out.

 8. You can eat supper at 4 PM.

 9. You can live without sex but not your glasses.

 10. You get into heated arguments about pension plans.

 11. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.

 12. You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into the 
 room.

 13. You sing along with elevator music.

 14. Your eyes won't get much worse.

 15. Your  investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay  off.

 16. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather
 service.

 17. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember
 them either.

 18. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size.

 And never, under any  circumstances, take a  sleeping pill and a laxative
 on the same  night. 
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