This year's runaway First Place Stella Award winner was Mrs. Merv Grazinski, of Oklahoma City, Oklahoma, who purchased a new 32-foot Winnebago motor home. On her first trip home from an OU football game, having driven onto the freeway, she set the cruise control at 70 mph and calmly left the driver's seat to go to the back of the Winnebago to make herself a sandwich. Not surprisingly, the motor home left the freeway, crashed and overturned. Also not surprisingly, Mrs. Grazinski sued Winnebago for not putting in the owner's manual that she couldn't actually leave the driver's seat while the cruise control was set. The Oklahoma jury awarded her, are you sitting down, $1,750,000 PLUS a new motor home. Winnebago actually changed their manuals as a result of this suit, just in case Mrs. Grazinski has any relatives who might also buy a motor home.
Well that was the last one folks! What do you think?
Absolutely outrageous huh?
PEACE!!!
Moon-Writer,
better known as just Allison!
January 29, 2009 at 8:45 AM
OK, OK, The wrong people are getting the awards. The Stella awards should go to the "dumber than SHIT" juries. That's all I have to say about that except I have enjoyed your Stella saga ... Thank You!
Odie
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