Just My Day Blog: #6 best smart ass answer of 2008

#6 best smart ass answer of 2008

Labels: Airlines, Dinners, Flight attendant

The best smart ass answers of 2008. Starting with # 6

SMART ASS ANSWER #6

It was mealtime during an airline flight.

'Would you like dinner?' the flight attendant asked John, seated in front.

'What are my choices?' John asked.

'Yes or no,' she replied.

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