A man boarded an airplane in New
Orleans with a box of
frozen crabs and asked a blonde, female crew member to
take care of the box
for him. She took the box and promised to put it in
the crew's refrigerator.
He pointedly advised her that he was holding her
personally responsible for the crabs staying frozen,
mentioned that he was a
lawyer, and proceeded to rant at her about what would
happen if she let them
Needless to say, she was annoyed by his behavior.
Shortly before landing in New
York , she used the
intercom to announce to the entire cabin, "Would
the gentleman who gave me
the crabs in New Orleans , please raise your
Not one hand went up ... so she took them home and ate
Two lessons here:
1. Men never learn..
2. Blondes aren't as dumb as most men think.
A big thank you from to a Lumberjock!