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I am FUCKING stupid, and what else is new?

Today I was filling up the wood stove with you guessed it! wood! LoL!!! The front doors to this stove swing open from the middle, meaning the right side swings and opens from the middle to the right, while the other side is ass backwards to that. Today I ran into a little problem while feeding my hungry stove. I accidentally lifted the right side right out of it's hinges. Meaning I am now standing (actually kneeling) with one extremely hot entire wood stove door in my hand. this is being held by the extremely hot wood stove handle. But what is my reaction? My reaction is to not let this extremely burning wood stove door fall on to the carpet. Why? CUZ I AM FUCKING STUPID SOMETIMES!!!!!!
So instead I reactively add my left hand into my burnfest which ends up taking most of the heat (no pun intended, but it should be) and now I am learning how to type wth just one hand. I realized I had really fucked up and totally babied my misfortune most of the day. I am now assuming that I saved myself from what could have been, and would have been the worst scar of my entire life here on earth for 50 of them. (with the exception of two (2) emergency C sections that just so happen to be right on top of each other) and I wear them with pride but of course are not for the general publics eye! LOL!!!
Oh and the carpet you may ask? FUCK THAT CARPET!!!!
Oh and on a more personal note, there was someone less than two (2) feet away just watching!!! But that's okay, FUCK HIM TOO!!!!!!!!!!!
1 comments:

Ouch! Don't feel bad - I (and probably lots of other people) might have done the exact same thing...


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