Just My Day Blog

# 1 Best smart ass answer of 2008

A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam.

'Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow.

I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury, illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!'

A smart-ass student in the back of the room raised his hand and asked,

'What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and uttersexual exhaustion?'

The entire class is reduced to laughter and snickering.


 When silence was restored, the teacher smiled knowingly at the student, shook her head and sweetly said,

'Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand.'
0 comments:

Post a Comment

Something Particular? Click on a tag!

I'd love to have you


If you like my blog,

then link back to me please!

Scroll Dust Woman and A Daily Laugh

My other blogs.

A Daily Laugh




Please stop by!

Where you are from!

Followers

Placed 11-14-2010

Past Posts

Popular Posts

Todays Birthdays

Today's Birthdays

Today in History

Today in History